Birds of a Feather

Where does a disgraced state politician go to rehabilitate his reputation and make a little money?

Where else? Washington, DC.

Three reasons why:

1. It's the best place to find the sympathy and support of kindred spirits.

2. It's the best place to find lots of people with even worse reputations (op. cit.).

3. It's the only boom town left in the United States.